I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
To the bouncer who accepted my fake ID after seeing my face plastered all over the Grammys: you are a true hero. Thanks for a great afterparty.
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd
"I’m the bully around here, ask anyone!"